We’re back again with some of our funniest conversations with a 5 year old! It’s been a month since we started keeping a record and sharing with you a glance of what our little cheeky girl can come up with. If you want you can check what she said on our first post of this series.
Let’s get started then…
at bath time
As usual I’m taking advantage of this time of relax to ask her questions about school, who did she play with and how it went, in general. She suddenly tells me the other day:
-Mummy, I think I want to marry XX (little boy from her class)
Me: – Oh really? Well you know what your dad and I think about that, he needs to be a good boy. Is this XX a good boy, J?
She stops to think and replies:
– Yes, mummy! I think he’s a good boy cause you know what, when Mrs. XXX (their teacher) asks us to be quiet and does this he gets quiet and does it too.
Oh well, you can tell she does identify a good attribute, obedience, right? Now, let’s see what we will have to face as she grows up!
going back home from school
When picking her up last week they gave us a letter saying they were going to sell “poppies” for remembrance day at school. I think they were asking for a 50p donation, something like that. So I’m explaining J that the next day she will bring some money to school so she can buy the poppies. She gets very excited, by this time I’m thinking she’s getting very excited for the idea of bringing money and buying something by herself. So I tell her:
-J, how many poppies do you want to buy? Shall we buy 2?
-YES YES YES mummy!! I want to buy 2 poppies! oh mummy, I’m so excited, I’m going to play with them so much!
(When she says “play” I then realise that something is not right and that we might not be talking about the same thing)
-Wait, do you want to “play” with the flowers?
-What? What flowers?! What are you talking about mummy? I want to play with the PUPPIES!!
#lol and #lol my poor little girl thought we were going to buy two puppies for 1 pound! haha..I wish…
at home playing with the doll house
This is the most recent one! Yesterday we were playing with her little people and doll house. I suppose every parent has done this, since children usually love role playing and making silly voices. It can get very interesting to hear what they have to say through their toys. I strongly recommend it .So anyway, J does have fun and last night, on our relaxing family activity, we were playing with peppa pig and her friends.
So, here’s the situation: Peppa Pig is driving the car and all of a sudden she runs over Danny Dog.
J: – Quick! Danny dog just had an accident, we need to go to the hospital. Hurry!
At the doll house (now Hospital) – I am The Doctor
– Sorry Peppa, but Danny has suffered a terrible accident, and he’ll need to have surgery. His liver has been damaged and he will need a transplant. We need to get him a new liver..
Peppa (J) replies – OH! Don’t worry, I’ve got one in the car! Actually, let me see cause I think I’ve got two livers!
ahahhahah, seriously? I must assume that she most likely have no clue what a liver is, otherwise I’d worry why my daughter thinks we can be carrying organs around in our car! #lol
Anyway…THE END! Hope you enjoyed them, I do have a good laugh myself just remembering them, so hopefully they stole a smile from you too 😉
What are your children’s latest witticisms? Share them with us!